Yummy hooves.

me: hey wait. do you like junior mints?
Laura: um... they are only my favorite candy
me: mine too and they are not vegetarian
Laura: wait... what?
me: and now i have a movie theater box with like three missing - please take
Laura: geletin? bummer......FOR YOU hahhahahaha
me: SIGH - i've been looking at them for two hours
Laura: score one for the meat eaters
me: horse hoof eaters
Laura: give me those horse hooves
me: delicious, minty horse hooves
Laura: YUMMY HOOVES

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