After talking about Adrien Brody and Matthieu Kassovitz.

  • me: i have a problem
  • Angie: like a real problem? or a nose problem?
  • me: i will always and forever have a nose problem, between my allergies and the boys i date.

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In which I wish I were as funny as Paula Poundstone.

citrussun:

mclovin fund

Chicka chicka yeah.

Francesca Lia Block is 46.

That means she wrote Weetzie Bat at 26.  Maybe even at 25.

WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE?!

This is worse than when I found out Bono wrote “Bad” when he was 24.

I mean, OF COURSE I didn’t start a Twitter account.
I suck at life.
Me.  After my post from two weeks ago, I feel like a total jackass.

Tried the new Yahoo! Mail yet?

Don’t.

It only makes the part for your mail EVEN SMALLER, the ads EVEN BIGGER.

I don’t really use Yahoo!, but I check it daily for my mailing lists and horoscopes.  This is now an even bigger drag.  The “Rich Dad, Poor Dad” ad takes up more than half the page.  Did Yahoo! really have to give up its purpose that fast?  Of course there’s no room for feedback…

Excuse me.  I either need to change my pants, go blind, or go sailing.

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And it comes in video form!

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